Round by Round Results

DDiv1

Black Jack & The Showgirls

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18

Finals

1 2 3 4 5 6

D1res

Jumbo & his Princes

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18

Finals

19 20 21 22 23 24

DDiv 7

Sexy P!mp & His C-Men

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18

Finals

1 2 3 4 5 6

DC1

The Chardonnay Socialists

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18

Finals

19 20 21 22 23 24

D7res

The Brady Bunch

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18

Finals

19 20 21 22 23 24

DC5

The Bastards

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18

Finals

19 20 21 22 23 24

DC6

The Scum

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18

Finals

1 2 3 4 5 6

DDiv1

The Girl Guides

Finals

1 2 3 4 5 6

Div: C5 Team: The Bastards

  • Opposition: Golden Grove
  • Ground: Park 10
  • Date: 29-07-17
  • Round: 16
  • 13.10.88 AUFC
  • 2.4.16 Other
  • Coach's Report
close Round 16 saw the return of Tim “The Bull” Atkins from his duties in the C grade, and the reappearance of his iconic and highly anticipated pre-game warm up. Feeling loose and limber we got a huge rev up from Holsty outside the changerooms because the Scum couldn’t be bothered to move their lard arses (c’mon fellas let the superior team have some space).
With the first two goals of the game being split between us it looked like we could have a tussle on our hands but Vercs stood tall in the middle, winning nearly every tap for the day. An early injury to Bucks thinned our midfield strength out but performances from McCullough and Shifter made up for it. Hilly and Belly also rotated through with class. Mugford was alright as well I guess.
The backline was solid all day, marshalled by an impressive Bally. Despite being named on the half forward line, big Tim could have been mistaken to be playing back pocket because of his relentless two way running to help out on numerous occasions (has clearly been playing C grade).
Arns was solid in the forward half along with Butler who patrolled the 50 arc with menace all day. This left Jordo all alone in the goal square and he made use of this space. The big fella went to work, remembering the 5 D’s: Dodge, Duck, Dip, Dive and Dodge stepping round 3 fat, old, diabetic Golden Grove backmen at one stage to boot one of his 7 sausage rolls. Greggy will remind you though that Jordos effort isn’t as impressive as his own Bastards record of 8.
Overall, we cruised to a solid win over blokes who should have probably spent their Saturday afternoon in front of the footy at home.
Special mention to Mugsy who sold some serious candy out on the wing (he made me include this). Word around the town is that he is planning to open a candy shop in Golden Grove.
Not sure about how the back six went on Saturday night with the chicks (see Fraser Thompson for info), but can confirm the front six managed to get the job done (if you catch my drift ;) )
Provisional #277

Darren Holst

Coach

0 0

Edward Verco

Ruck

0 0

Alex Buckby

Ruck Rover

3 1

Seamus Conheady

Rover

5 1

Timothy Atkins

Left Forward Pocket

6 7

Jordan Miller-Owen

Full Forward

2 1

Brad Hill

Right Forward Pocket

0 1

Christopher Shute

Left Forward Flank

0 0

Anthony Butler

Centre Half Forward

0 1

Samuel Arnfield

Right Forward Flank

1 0

Tyrin Wundenberg

Left Centre Wing

0 0

Tom Bell

Centre

0 0

Shaughn King

Right Centre Wing

0 0

Henry McCullough

Left Back Flank

4 0

Henry Ball

Centre Half Back

0 0

Hugh Mugford

Right Back Flank

0 1

Liam Wallis

Left Back Pocket

0 0

Fraser Thomson

Full Back

0 0

Sam Morton

Right Back Pocket

0 0

David Mates

Bench 1

0 0

Michael Reid

Bench 2

0 0

Luke Spajic

Bench 4