Round by Round Results

DDiv1

Black Jack & The Showgirls

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18

Finals

1 2 3 4 5 6

D1res

Jumbo & his Princes

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18

Finals

19 20 21 22 23 24

DDiv 7

Sexy P!mp & His C-Men

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18

Finals

1 2 3 4 5 6

DC1

The Chardonnay Socialists

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18

Finals

19 20 21 22 23 24

D7res

The Brady Bunch

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18

Finals

19 20 21 22 23 24

DC5

The Bastards

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18

Finals

19 20 21 22 23 24

DC6

The Scum

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18

Finals

1 2 3 4 5 6

DDiv1

The Girl Guides

Finals

1 2 3 4 5 6

Div: C5 Team: The Bastards

  • Opposition:
  • Ground: Park 10
  • Date: 15-07-17
  • Round: 14
  • 18.8.116 AUFC
  • 4.3.27 Other
  • Coach's Report
close Bastards 18.8 116*
Dolphins (LOL) 4.3 27
*Unusually accurate goal-kicking, must be all that hard work we’ve all been putting in on the track hey…?
Goals: arnfield 4, miller-owen 4, hill 2, king 2, evans 2, MUGFORD, tran, crouch, butler
Best players: Bate, Conheady, Hill, Shute, Grizzly, King
Well, I am no football historian but it might very well be the first time ever in the history of history that two identical goals have been kicked in one day. See above video of Jayden Hunt's set shot from outside 50 and tell me that it wasn’t completely identical to my masterpiece from Saturday morning. I don’t want to harp on too much about it (i do) but really the similarity between the two is just uncanny. Other similarities between me and Jayden Hunt:
1. Speedy half back
2. Great hair cut and mo
3. Both run a 18 beep test
4. Should really be captain of team but currently being held back by injury prone loser who no one actually likes
The list goes on but i’ll leave it at that…
Apparently some other stuff happened on Saturday but my memory is pretty vague after the euphoria of getting on the goal kickers list. Honourable mentions go to:
- Anthony “couldn’t fight his way out of a wet paper bag” Butler and Nam “I’ve been unavailable all season because I’ve been getting too many women” Tran, for their efforts in getting that douchebag CBC ruckman reported. Actual footage of the fight: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmiiPtb2eoI
- Alex “coaches pet” Bate continued his BOG form and is quickly running away with the 2017 B&F. Word on the street is that Steve from Balfours Bay laid off the devils lettuce on Friday night in an attempt to get his quest to retain the title back on track.
- DJ Fish & Shifter tearing it up on the ground for both the bastards and C’s followed by his breathtaking performance on the decks at the post match celebrations.
- Chris Shute celebrated his first week as a “real man” with a solid performance. If you want more details get in contact with Ty beef salad.
- Not that it needs to be mentioned because it happens every week, but the back six got an ungodly amount of chix both during the game and then at Tennyson Fraser Thomson
In all seriousness, the overall team effort was fantastic and things are coming together nicely as we approach the business end of the year. Thanks a lot to the legends who did the club a solid and doubled up. Lets make sure we get out on the track and start to polish things up ahead of our big games over the next month.
#233

Darren Holst

Coach

6 0

Alexander Bate

Ruck

0 0

Alex Buckby

Ruck Rover

0 0

Tom Bell

Rover

0 4

Samuel Arnfield

Left Forward Pocket

0 4

Jordan Miller-Owen

Full Forward

4 2

Brad Hill

Right Forward Pocket

0 2

William Evans

Left Forward Flank

0 1

Anthony Butler

Centre Half Forward

3 0

Christopher Shute

Right Forward Flank

1 0

Shaughn King

Left Centre Wing

5 0

Seamus Conheady

Centre

0 0

Henry McCullough

Right Centre Wing

0 0

Tyrin Wundenberg

Left Back Flank

0 1

Hamish Crouch

Centre Half Back

0 0

Darcy Collett

Right Back Flank

2 0

Liam Wallis

Left Back Pocket

0 0

Fraser Thomson

Full Back

0 1

Hugh Mugford

Right Back Pocket

0 1

Nam Tran

Bench 1

0 0

Max Griguol

Bench 2

0 0

Timothy Atkins

Bench 3

0 0

James Davies

Bench 4

0 0

David Mates

Bench 5