Round by Round Results

DDiv1

Black Jack & The Showgirls

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18

Finals

1 2 3 4 5 6

D1res

Jumbo & his Princes

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18

Finals

19 20 21 22 23 24

DDiv 7

Sexy P!mp & His C-Men

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18

Finals

1 2 3 4 5 6

DC1

The Chardonnay Socialists

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18

Finals

19 20 21 22 23 24

D7res

The Brady Bunch

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18

Finals

19 20 21 22 23 24

DC5

The Bastards

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18

Finals

19 20 21 22 23 24

DC6

The Scum

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18

Finals

1 2 3 4 5 6

DDiv1

The Girl Guides

Finals

1 2 3 4 5 6

Div: C5 Team: The Bastards

  • Opposition: C.B.C.O.C.
  • Ground:
  • Date: 06-05-17
  • Round: 5
  • 17.7.109 AUFC
  • 5.2.32 Other
  • Coach's Report
close Another round gone by and another dominant performance from the team which puts more strain on oldies than a lost 401k plan. Saturday saw another strong B@stards outfit take to the field to play a pod of retarded dolphins, whose whinging, muffled screams and dirty hits drew comparisons to Fraser Thomson's last victim.
Unfortunately, we had a casualty early on when Weeks realised his tum tum could no longer hold in whatever was left over from a night Charlie Sheen would be proud of. Pretty good effort for rocking up hey, Declan Harvey? The game started off like a training drill with AUFC dominating possession around the ground. Soon after the goals started pouring, the tears started running and didn't seem to stop; particularly from the 40 year old former Div 5 A grader whose sledges were almost as bad as his haircut.
*Don't remember much more of the game to be honest, but it was a classic one-sided display*
Master Bate was most impressive with more touches than Rolf Harris at a Wiggles concert, while Crouchy gave the opposition more lip than a vagina caught on a barbed wire fence (no idea what that means). Both were equally as entertaining to watch for a hungover Tommy B. Speaking of Tommy B, gee wiz didn't he impress? Making a strong claim that his team mates will have to work hard to take his B&F title off him in 2017 💪🏼☺️
All-in-all another great win from the mighty B@stards making it 5-0 to start the season.
Best Players:
1. Ted
2. 2016 B&F
3. Belly
4. T Pain
5. Steve from Balfours Bay

Darren Holst

Coach

0 0

Finnigan Marshall

Ruck

6 2

Alexander Bate

Ruck Rover

4 0

Tom Bell

Rover

0 2

Alexander Howes

Left Forward Pocket

0 4

Jordan Miller-Owen

Full Forward

0 1

Tom Chalk

Right Forward Pocket

0 1

Brad Hill

Left Forward Flank

0 1

Anthony Butler

Centre Half Forward

1 4

Ashley Di Silvio

Right Forward Flank

0 0

Daniel Weekley

Left Centre Wing

0 0

Timothy Atkins

Centre

0 0

Darcy Collett

Right Centre Wing

3 0

Tyrin Wundenberg

Left Back Flank

5 0

Hamish Crouch

Centre Half Back

0 0

Hugh Mugford

Right Back Flank

0 0

Daniel Currie

Left Back Pocket

0 0

Sebastian Gray

Full Back

0 0

Sam Morton

Right Back Pocket

0 2

Tom Reynolds

Bench 1

2 0

Brandon Stretton

Bench 2

0 1

Seamus Conheady

Bench 3

0 0

Luke Spajic

Bench 4

0 0

Declan Harvey

Bench 5