Round by Round Results

DDiv1

Black Jack & The Showgirls

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18

Finals

1 2 3 4 5 6

D1res

Jumbo & his Princes

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18

Finals

19 20 21 22 23 24

DDiv 7

Sexy P!mp & His C-Men

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18

Finals

1 2 3 4 5 6

DC1

The Chardonnay Socialists

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18

Finals

19 20 21 22 23 24

D7res

The Brady Bunch

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18

Finals

19 20 21 22 23 24

DC5

The Bastards

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18

Finals

19 20 21 22 23 24

DC6

The Scum

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18

Finals

1 2 3 4 5 6

DDiv1

The Girl Guides

Finals

1 2 3 4 5 6

Div: C5 Team: The Bastards

  • Opposition: Fitzroy
  • Ground: Park 10
  • Date: 08-04-17
  • Round: 2
  • 14.9.93 AUFC
  • 5.8.38 Other
  • Coach's Report
close It was a balmy 28° when the B@stards rolled out of the change rooms at Park 10 and there were two topics of conversation during the standard warm up of swinging your leg once or twice and getting a feel of the grass: preferences between a 12 or 2pm game when sporting a hangover and the rapidly lowering odds of a B@stards flag in 2017. Some may say it’s too early for that kind of talk, but I’ve run the numbers and after this week’s win some may say we are now twice as close to glory as we were at the start of the week.
Continuing with the statistics the B@stards have played approximately 160 minutes of football, scored 244 points while only conceding 44, have an average training attendance of less than a whole number and have managed to antagonize 100% of those who have fallen in their wake. Let’s keep this up, only another 15 rounds to finals!
From around the ground:
With a what they say is a common occurrence, Tractor Tom looked home after about 6 bounces down the wing, turned to the inside, looked to convert and sprayed it all over the guts.
Another particularly unfit midfielder who has requested not to be named was spotted getting stuck into his direct opponent at the end of the quarter for his lack of sportsmanship for not shaking his hand, only to be told he still had another quarter of play before pleasantries were typically exchanged.
Belly took a one handed mark that was particularly nice and I cant think of anything funny to say about that..
And that will just about wrap it up..
Goal kickers:
B. Hill 3, A. Howes 3, A. Di Silvio 2, J. Miller-Owen 2, A. Bate, A. Butler, S. Arnfield, H. Ball
Best on ground (where do these nicknames come from? They’re Sh!t!):
A.’Butt Man’ Butler
D. 'stink face' Power
F. ‘Tim Finn’ Marshall
D. ‘Frank’n’Furter’ Currie
‘Tractor’ Tom Chalk
H. ‘The 'Crouch' Potato’ Crouch
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Frank'N'Furter

Darren Holst

Coach

3 0

Finnigan Marshall

Ruck

4 0

Daniel Currie

Ruck Rover

5 0

Tom Chalk

Rover

0 3

Alexander Howes

Left Forward Pocket

0 2

Jordan Miller-Owen

Full Forward

0 3

Brad Hill

Right Forward Pocket

2 1

Samuel Arnfield

Left Forward Flank

1 1

Anthony Butler

Centre Half Forward

0 0

Christopher Shute

Right Forward Flank

0 0

Tyrin Wundenberg

Left Centre Wing

0 1

Alexander Bate

Centre

0 0

Seamus Conheady

Right Centre Wing

0 1

Henry Ball

Left Back Flank

6 0

Hamish Crouch

Centre Half Back

0 0

Hugh Mugford

Right Back Flank

0 0

Tom Bell

Left Back Pocket

0 0

Timothy Atkins

Full Back

0 0

Sam Morton

Right Back Pocket

0 0

Tom Reynolds

Bench 1

0 0

Willem Petrovsky

Bench 2

0 0

Declan Harvey

Bench 3

0 0

Ashley Di Silvio

Bench 4

0 0

Luke Spajic

Bench 5