Round by Round Results

DDiv1

Black Jack & The Showgirls

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18

Finals

1 2 3 4 5 6

D1res

Jumbo & his Princes

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18

Finals

19 20 21 22 23 24

DDiv 7

Sexy P!mp & His C-Men

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18

Finals

1 2 3 4 5 6

DC1

The Chardonnay Socialists

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18

Finals

19 20 21 22 23 24

D7res

The Brady Bunch

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18

Finals

19 20 21 22 23 24

DC5

The Bastards

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18

Finals

19 20 21 22 23 24

DC6

The Scum

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18

Finals

1 2 3 4 5 6

DDiv1

The Girl Guides

Finals

1 2 3 4 5 6

Div: Div 7 Team: Sexy P!mp & His C-Men

  • Opposition: Saint Pauls O.S.
  • Ground:
  • Date: 20-05-17
  • Round: 7
  • 8.15.63 AUFC
  • 10.12.72 Other
  • Coach's Report
close With the C-men coming off their first win at home against some of Salisbury's finest the group headed to possibly the worst venue in South Australian Football, St Paul's College to make it two on the trot.

With changerooms smaller than #32 for St. Paul's head the feeling in the rooms pre game were tighter than Milton's running shorts to say the least. The C-men were boosted by the inclusion of a former b&f winner Patrick Dolan and the Scott Pendulbry of the Chardonnay's Zac Hambour.

The C-men hit the field to do the traditional Polka Polka warmup, Dom providing lots of voice of encouragement as usual. St Paul's hit the field looking like the worlds shittiest boyband and playing like it in the first quarter. Rolf Harris was dominant all over the ground and Joe Daniher solid down back with the C-men leading at the first break. The second quarter saw a complete turn around with Paul's piling on five unanswered goals to lead the C-men at the main change. The premiership quarter unravelled and the C-men rallied together through some Davis magic, only to see some cheap goals be given up through some poor play from the C-men in the back half.

With Steve Waugh playing tighter than James Barr's calf and Jimmy Hardess producing one of the biggest benders I've ever seen it was needless to say the ladies viewing this display were a jumping out of their chairs. The C-men elevated their performance managing to pile on two goals to nil but due to some wayward kicking for goal in the final term and unlucky magic from Chooka saw the C-men fall nine points short at the final siren.

With the C-men only playing one and a half quarters of blacks football the result wasn't bound to go our way but hopefully build on at least two quarters this week against the front running Lutheran side. On another note speedy backline star "The Pimp" came off during the final quarter to what we expect is a tactical hamstring injury bringing the tally to a painful 298 games. Expect the Pimp to make an appearance on the team sheet this week to bring that tally to 299 and rest the old body to bring up the milestone game against the Crabs in three weeks time at #1.

Simon Ritchie

Coach

6 1

Stuart Harris

Ruck

0 1

James Hardess

Ruck Rover

0 0

Darragh Coughlan

Rover

2 1

Theodore Baker

Left Forward Pocket

0 2

Duncan McIntosh

Full Forward

0 0

Sam Harms

Right Forward Pocket

0 0

Alex Ireland

Left Forward Flank

1 0

Daniel Polkinghorne

Centre Half Forward

0 0

Ignatius Rudd

Right Forward Flank

0 0

Thomas Vickery

Left Centre Wing

0 0

Zachary Hambour

Centre

0 0

Caleb Desmet

Right Centre Wing

0 0

Michael Leslie

Left Back Flank

0 0

Thomas Daniher

Centre Half Back

0 0

Shaughn King

Right Back Flank

3 1

Braden Robinson

Left Back Pocket

4 0

Joe Waugh

Full Back

0 0

James Kimber

Right Back Pocket

5 0

Patrick Dolan

Bench 1

0 2

Dominic Davis

Bench 2

0 0

Simon Ritchie

Bench 3