Round by Round Results

DDiv1

Black Jack & The Showgirls

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18

Finals

1 2 3 4 5 6

D1res

Jumbo & his Princes

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18

Finals

1 2 3 4 5 6

DDiv 7

Sexy P!mp & His C-Men

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18

Finals

1 2 3 4 5 6

DC1

The Chardonnay Socialists

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18

Finals

1 2 3 4 5 6

D7res

The Brady Bunch

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18

Finals

1 2 3 4 5 6

DC5

The Bastards

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18

Finals

1 2 3 4 5 6

DC6

The Scum

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18

Finals

1 2 3 4 5 6

DDiv1

The Girl Guides

Finals

1 2 3 4 5 6

Div: Div 7 Team: Sexy P!mp & His C-Men

  • Opposition: North Pines
  • Ground: Andrew Smith Reserve
  • Date: 06-05-17
  • Round: 5
  • 25.21.171 AUFC
  • 6.6.42 Other
  • Coach's Report
close Boosted by the influx of senior squad talent, the Cmen ventured out to Andrew Smith Reserve expecting a big win on the back of Les’ 100th. Hopes were dulled during the pre game speech when Ritchie spluttered out an excuse as to why we only had 19 players, and because of that he was going to have to play. A quick check on the previous Substandard told a different story as it was revealed the Pimp was only 3 games shy of his 300th for the Blacks.

From the start it was obvious that the Cmen were the superior team and despite Milton going in softly, being disappointing, and then leaving us to finish off without him, we started lazily slotting goals from every angle.

Debutant Jimmy ‘Goose’ Hardess showed how ignorant he was of the ‘Uni way’ by not backing down when a scuffle broke out, whilst Lewis Parker ignored the ‘Cmen way’ by continuing to kick goals after we started to pull ahead.

The game was pretty unmemorable but clearly it was a rout.

Simon Ritchie

Coach

0 1

Gregoire Patacq

Ruck

0 1

Thomas Vickery

Ruck Rover

6 8

Lewis Parker

Rover

0 1

Thomas Moore

Left Forward Pocket

0 2

Braden Robinson

Full Forward

0 3

Alex Ireland

Right Forward Pocket

0 0

Patrick Dolan

Left Forward Flank

2 3

James Connell

Centre Half Forward

3 0

Jared Cmrlec

Right Forward Flank

0 0

Myles Turner

Left Centre Wing

0 0

Darragh Coughlan

Centre

0 0

Blake Carroll

Right Centre Wing

4 0

Edward Dart

Left Back Flank

0 0

Tom Milton

Centre Half Back

1 1

Michael Leslie

Right Back Flank

0 0

James Kimber

Left Back Pocket

5 0

Joe Waugh

Full Back

0 1

Daniel Polkinghorne

Right Back Pocket

0 0

David Jaroszczuk

Bench 1

0 0

Simon Ritchie

Bench 2

0 1

James Hardess

Bench 3