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Black Jack & The Showgirls

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D1res

Jumbo & his Princes

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Finals

1 2 3 4 5 6

DDiv 7

Sexy P!mp & His C-Men

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Finals

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DC1

The Chardonnay Socialists

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18

Finals

1 2 3 4 5 6

D7res

The Brady Bunch

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18

Finals

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DC5

The Bastards

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Finals

1 2 3 4 5 6

DC6

The Scum

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Finals

1 2 3 4 5 6

DDiv1

The Girl Guides

Finals

1 2 3 4 5 6

Div: C1 Team: The Chardonnay Socialists

  • Opposition: Saint Peters O.C.
  • Ground: Wilson Oval, St. Peters College
  • Date: 27-04-17
  • Round: 3
  • 15.13.103 AUFC
  • 3.3.21 Other
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Michael Heath
2 May at 23:38
Chards vs Silver Spooners
AUFC 15.13 103 def
SPOC 3.3. 21
***I've left space for a simile, best comment below will fill the gap.
There's something special about playing St Peter's Old Collegians. It's a game that they really build up in their own minds. They call-in the cameos and puff their chests out in an attempt to show off their bravado. It's reasonably contrived and it's pleasingly pathetic to witness.
We rolled up to the suburb of a school at the attractive time of 11.30am, a sleep in for The Chards these days. Surprisingly, there were helpers galore. Goal umpire, boundary umpire, runner, physio, MULTIPLE water boys... unfortunately, Dirty left the 4 drink bottles that Rohdey had purchased at home, rendering us parched until Fi arrived. (Thanks Fi!)
After the long trek down from the change rooms, a typically short *insert photo of Snooze's tiny shorts* warm up ensued and we were soon in the heat of battle; poofta vs poofta. Potentially buoyed by the neglect of his new bottles, Captain Colossus unleashed fury on the footy early in the game. He was leading from the front and really put the SPOC hard men to shame.
The Chards got a roll on in the middle and as the quarter went on, the quality became more evident. "Look after possession" was the main message at quarter time and The Chardonnay's soon turned up the charm. Handy new recruits, Josh Schutz and Wade Hall, were exactly that; so clean below the knees and equally as tidy above head. Both provided valuable thrusts up forward as Shagga proved to be a handful inside the arc. The SPOC comedians attempted to use blasphemy as a form of distraction, yelling "Bob Neil" as the forwards lined up for goal. *At this point, I should note that half of the band 'Bad//Dreems' AKA Adelaide's suburban Triple J soundtrack we're playing for our opposition and they most definitely did copy the AUFC patented BOB NEIL logo.
With a clear lead on the board and some patches of brilliance on display, there was only one thing left on the cards...
As predictable as a Nick Smith fend off, The Silver Spooners began to sook. Before you know it, there are spot fires everywhere and the vocal supporters on the sideline begin to cry foul at any/every opportunity. Hallion is sent off after the umpire watched him receive a fist to the face and a melee warning is issued to both sides shortly after Blythy is kneed in the nose while remonstrated with after a contest (in which he was flat on his back, in the process of getting up).
With Captain Colossus now injured on the sidelines, The Chards were required to dig deep for best part of the third term. Some seasoned campaigners showed their nouse when required and the young brigade bravely took the game on. We went in to the final break with a strong lead and a sense of confidence after wrestling back control of the game.
The final quarter was a mere formality. They kicked a goal. We kicked a few more.
The vocal supporters on the sideline had now changed tune from appealing to the umpire to flat-out dimwitted slurs.
"...#120? What, is that your IQ?
"How many chromosomes do you have, mate?"
And the classic "I f_cked your Mum" was even thrown in for good measure; one that I'm sure earned a slap on the back from the boys back in the intercol days, but almost certainly adds to the stereotype that makes these chaps so unlikeable.
It was a spiteful clash for the reasons mentioned above and the feeling lingered in the rooms after the game as we were treated to cold showers and a wallet theft. However, we leave with the chocolates and a bolstered sense of self-worth. Bobby Neil, Bobby Neil, Bobby Neil!

Darien O'Reilly

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6 0

David Blyth

Ruck

5 2

Shelley Fulton

Ruck Rover

0 0

Zachary Hambour

Rover

0 0

Timothy Cameron

Left Forward Pocket

0 1

Thomas Daniher

Full Forward

0 2

Peter Pedler

Right Forward Pocket

3 1

Joshua Schutz

Left Forward Flank

1 2

Brenton Meier

Centre Half Forward

2 1

Wade Hall

Right Forward Flank

0 0

Samuel Parker

Left Centre Wing

0 0

Callum Rohde

Centre

4 0

Nathan Hallion

Right Centre Wing

0 0

Russell Doecke

Left Back Flank

0 0

Michael Heath

Centre Half Back

0 0

Caleb Desmet

Right Back Flank

0 0

Nicholas Katsaros

Left Back Pocket

0 0

David Ellis

Full Back

0 0

Andrew Riley

Right Back Pocket

0 0

James Kimber

Bench 1

0 2

Theodore Baker

Bench 2

0 2

Camron-Jay Lane

Bench 3

0 0

Anthony Vallelonga

Bench 4

0 1

Wayne King

Bench 5