Round by Round Results

DDiv1

Black Jack & The Showgirls

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Finals

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D1res

Jumbo & his Princes

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Finals

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DDiv 7

Sexy P!mp & His C-Men

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Finals

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DC1

The Chardonnay Socialists

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Finals

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D7res

The Brady Bunch

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Finals

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DC5

The Bastards

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Finals

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DC6

The Scum

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Finals

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DDiv1

The Girl Guides

Finals

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Div: Div 7 Team: Sexy P!mp & His C-Men

  • Opposition: Tea Tree Gully
  • Ground: Pertaringa Oval
  • Date: 22-04-17
  • Round: 3
  • 9.18.72 AUFC
  • 4.20.44 Other
  • Coach's Report
close It's always good to beat the Tee Hees at the Comedy Colosseum and this week was no different. The Tee Hees were clearly on a diet very high in protein and protein supplements as they struggled to fit their disproportionately large chests into very small guernseys. This seemed to affect their goal kicking, all day. The game was even in the first quarter, neither side dominating possession and the Tee Hees failing to put the game out of reach of the Blacks by kicking 0.9. The CMen were not all that accurate either, but did produce twin calicos on one occasion.

The goal umpires continued to build their right bicep muscles in the second quarter, the Blacks leading 1.8 to 0.10 about half way through. Riveting stuff for the Tee Hee diehards on hand to watch, which included former Black "Hold Me Closer Heiny Dancer."

By lemons the game was in the balance. The Tee Hees has managed to pile on a whole 4 goals, while the CMen had produced a further two. Rounding down, it was 4 goals to 3.

Despite their goal kicking heroics, the abnormally muscular Tee Hees were tiring - they all skip leg day every week - and getting really soft. Double Ds was quick to point this out and implored his team mates to run over the Tee Hees in the last. And that they did, with a (relatively) scintillating 5.5 to 0.2 to be comfortable 28 point winners in the end.

Despite a good win the story of the day was #DougTheThug. #DTT crashed his way through the Tee Hee line up one sack of potatoes at a time. After #DTT put the second bloke he greeted with a hip and shoulder in hospital, the rest of them just fell over and called for the stretcher whenever #DTT threatened to go near the ball. Where did #DTT learn to dole out a good ol' shirtfront? From his cuz, Byron "Norm Smith" Pickett. Not to be outdone, Shaughn the 3rd got in the act too, showing that scrawny back flankers can also bring the #Thug.

Things got worse for the Tee Hee muscle men. Not only does an excess of protein turn you into a starchy sack of potatoes, all those muscles it helps to inflate aren't even noticed by the fairer sex on hand in the crowd. And just who was the sexiest man at the Colosseum on Saturday? #DTT, with an arse too sexy for his shorts.

Simon Ritchie

Coach

0 0

Gregoire Patacq

Ruck

0 0

Daniel Gardner

Ruck Rover

0 0

Thomas Moore

Rover

0 1

Stuart Harris

Left Forward Pocket

0 0

Daniel Polkinghorne

Full Forward

0 0

Shaughn King

Right Forward Pocket

0 1

Jack McGowan

Left Forward Flank

0 2

Alex Ireland

Centre Half Forward

2 2

Doug Smith

Right Forward Flank

4 0

Dominic Davis

Left Centre Wing

0 1

James Barr

Centre

0 1

Duncan McIntosh

Right Centre Wing

0 1

Mitchell Francis

Left Back Flank

5 0

Tom Milton

Centre Half Back

3 0

Michael Leslie

Right Back Flank

1 0

Thomas Vickery

Left Back Pocket

0 0

Blake Carroll

Full Back

6 0

Darragh Coughlan

Right Back Pocket

0 0

Ignatius Rudd

Bench 1

0 0

Joe Waugh

Bench 2

0 0

Zachary Hambour

Bench 3