Round by Round Results

DDiv1

Black Jack & The Showgirls

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18

Finals

1 2 3 4 5 6

D1res

Jumbo & his Princes

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18

Finals

19 20 21 22 23 24

DDiv 7

Sexy P!mp & His C-Men

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18

Finals

1 2 3 4 5 6

DC1

The Chardonnay Socialists

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18

Finals

19 20 21 22 23 24

D7res

The Brady Bunch

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18

Finals

19 20 21 22 23 24

DC5

The Bastards

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18

Finals

19 20 21 22 23 24

DC6

The Scum

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18

Finals

1 2 3 4 5 6

DDiv1

The Girl Guides

Finals

1 2 3 4 5 6

Div: C3 Team: The B*stards

  • Opposition: Tea Tree Gully
  • Ground: Park 10
  • Date: 23-04-16
  • Round: 3
  • 3.1.19 AUFC
  • 12.9.81 Other
  • Coach's Report
close IIt was a fine Saturday morning. The sun was shining, the birds were chirping and now that the fuzz had left the premises for the second time the drum and bass could again be cranked and the jazz cigarettes re-lit. Rocky surveyed the living room and found a veritable human zoo of an after-party, approximately 30 ravers of all types necking whatever they could get their hands on. The clock on the kitchen wall read 8:30 but time had long ago lost all meaning. Everyone was engaged in deep and engrossing conversations that were forgotten as soon as they were finished.
As daylight started seeping into the room the polish started to wear off and the alcohol reached critically low levels. It was up to DJ Selva to trundle down the road and wait patiently for the doors of BWS to open, returning with arms laden, a hero. And so the kick-ons kicked on once more, fuelled by this fresh batch of booze. Slowly but surely the ravers dwindled, climbing, crawling and stumbling into various taxis and ubers.

Only the dregs remained and after a shameful bedroom display the horror finally dawned on Rocky – it was Saturday and he had been picked to play B@stards. After bundling the final partygoers into a taxi he quickly got dressed into his footy gear, cursing Holsty for selecting him despite not ticking the team sheet and telling him that he was unavailable this week. In a flash he zoomed to Park 10 in his silver bullet just in time to pass out on the bench as the B@stards got pummelled.

Score:
B@stards 3.1.19
Tea Tree Gully 12.9.81

Coach

4 1

James Cameron

Ruck

0 0

Alex Buckby

Ruck Rover

1 0

Tom Chalk

Rover

0 0

Ashley Di Silvio

Left Forward Pocket

0 1

Edward Dadds

Full Forward

0 1

Alexander Howes

Right Forward Pocket

0 0

Hugh Woods

Left Forward Flank

0 0

Finnigan Marshall

Centre Half Forward

0 0

Brad Hill

Right Forward Flank

3 0

David Power

Left Centre Wing

0 0

Tom Bell

Centre

0 0

Darcy Collett

Right Centre Wing

2 0

Hugh Mugford

Left Back Flank

6 0

Henry Ball

Centre Half Back

5 0

Michael Reid

Right Back Flank

0 0

Mitchell MacIntyre

Left Back Pocket

0 0

Harry Collett

Full Back

0 0

Simon Garrett

Right Back Pocket

0 0

Thomas Austin

Bench 1

0 0

Fraser Thomson

Bench 2

0 0

Nam Tran

Bench 3

0 0

Donal Gallagher

Bench 4

0 0

Angus Hesketh

Bench 5