The 9 Teams
The Blacks are the world’s greatest and largest football club, with 9 senior teams taking to the field every week and over 200 players registered every season. In season 2015, working from the bottom, we have:
The Scum (Div C5), coached by Bunny Warrren and comprising the riff raff of the club, look set for another bumper season following their glorious 2013 premiership.
The Bastards (Div C3), coached by Holsty and primarily comprising talented, youthful and loose kids from the private schools of the inner east.
The Brady Bunch (Div 7Res), coached by Cal Reid this team tends to include more of the country lads around the club, plus Screecher
The Chardonnay Socialists (Div C1), coached by Dirty and comprising a delightfully eclectic mix of footer & life characters, known for their cross dressing and theme days
Sexy pimp & the C-Men (Div 7), coached by the Pimp himself, Simon Ritchie, and looking for a big year in 2016 as they look like one of the teams to beat in Div 7
SuperGav and the Budgie Smugglers (Div 1 Res), coached this year by Gavin Cragg and comprising the best young talent at the club, often including a combo of country kids and first year Uni students.
Black Jack & The Showgirls (Div 1), coached by SANFL legend Jack Paynter and the highest team at the club. Looking forward to a more successful season in 2016 with a number of young stars rising in the ranks. Our A grade have won more Division 1 premierships (23) than any club in the amateur league.
The Postie and her Dead Letter Office Raiders (SAWFL Div 1), our Women’s Division 1 team who are in their first season and a strong team in their own right.
Hollywood and his Rising Stars (SAWFL Div 2), Women’s Division 2 team who are in their fourth full season after winning the 2015 premiership.